Sans Pants

First hilarious comment of the day:

Cupcake, cookie and I (the sisters) are sitting in the living room at 1pm - still in pajamas, of course - playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on my super cool old school Nintendo. Cupcake is playing for the first time in years, although this is no excuse...

Me: OH! This is the ice level where you can just slide down and kill all the turtle shell thingies. Just push down! Push down!

Cupcake: I'm trying...ugh...oh come on!

...as she dies by running into the turtle things instead of sliding.

Me: What happened? You were supposed to slide!

Cupcake: I tried! How do you slide?

Me: Push down! I told you!

Cupcake: Oh you mean push the down arrow. You meant the REAL down, not the other down.

... yeah...

2nd funny comment of the day...

Whole family is sitting in the car riding home from a long day of exploring. Mom is complaining about no clean work clothes to Dad and the following conversation follows...

Mom: Honey, will you remind me to do laundry tonight? I need work clothes.

Dad: Well, don't you have enough work clothes for tomorrow and we'll just do laundry later this weekend?

Mom: I have tops but no pants.

Spaz (little brother): Just go to work with NO pants.

Suga' Momma (Mom's Best Friend): Yeah, it's like the half-off sale.